What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
