I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Omg I joined a choir last night...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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