I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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