when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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