Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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