Me too!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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