Cold hands, warm shart.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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