Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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