bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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