you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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