I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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