How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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