Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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