As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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