question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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