I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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