You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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