her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I supernannyed him into submission
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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