Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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