So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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