Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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