can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
