Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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