covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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