so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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