I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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