but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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