I cockslap morals
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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