Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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