can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
the liver wants what the liver wants
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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