coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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