I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
id be glad to
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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