normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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