so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
be right there i have to get my cape
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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