Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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