i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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