OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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