I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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