The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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