Pappa wants mamma naked
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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