Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
