But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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