you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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