Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Houston, we have a squirter
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
3 2 1 whiskey
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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