she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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