do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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