Can Purell be used as lube?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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