White coat. Heels.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
