you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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