Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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