brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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