What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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