Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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