Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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