what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
porn star boner night. come get it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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