So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I can feel your judgement through the phone
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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